MY LOS ANGELES TIMES.

My birthday is in 40 minutes

All the stuff I have been given for my birthday have been surprises. I wasnt expecting anything.

A lot of people flake on plans. But thats normal, it being my birthday weekend doesnt mean shit…

Theres a dog barking non stop in front of my building. Its the same dog that escapes wherever he lives every night and roams MY STREET. & tonight he just wants to sit in the dark and bark. Like how are you not tired of barking yet? 

Kanye seems angry but im feeling is all out assault on promoting “Yeezus”

I bought some snap backs the other day, I feel like that was a purchase out of pure struggle to hold on to some of my youth lol. 

I love working with TOAN Magazine

New turn on…..a women naked wrapped in rope aka tied up. Like those crazy tie ups you see on here. When one pops up on my dash im like noooooo dont save it, dont save it, dont save it, dont unleash the dark side within you.

Alcohol makes everything better. Except your liver.

Why did Miguel leg drop that girl though? He looked like he was coming off the top rope.

Have I mentioned how much my neighbors suck lately ?

Really debating watching all the seasons of “The Office” but I feel like its too soon.

They had a fire and Angela wanted Oscar to save her cat Bandit & when she threw him up to Oscar he fell throw the ceiling. I died !!

I feel tight that one of my favorites made the special.

Anonymous asked: Make compilation videos of your best vine videos

That sounds like too much work.

You follow my vine or nah?

Anonymous asked: im just livin life bro, you mad?

Wait….so youre just living life worried about another man hitting up the gym?

I feel like youre a guy.

Like thats the shit that be losing me, cause id never looked at somebody and thought, ohh you need to hit the gym. (To get buff, I guess) because im not fat. 

Hence me saying yall weird as fuck.

Anonymous asked: no disrespect but hit the gym

Why would I hit the gym for you ? 

yall anons are weird as fuck lol 

- said Ye

Anonymous asked: What do you honestly think about girls who are virgins in their early 20s? Is it a total turn-off? Do you think they're prude?

I used to think it was a complete turn off. Like its cool that youve been keeping it on lock for whatever reason it may be, because a lot of women just dont care & will sleep any & everybody but at the same time.

I like sex, she doesnt even know if shes going to like it, she doesnt know what she likes, she doesnt know what shes doing, I feel like she would get to curious about other dicks or become too clingy. Its like a whole learning wave that I dont feel like going through. 

You may think its basically the same thing when you meet a new woman any way but its really not. Its a lot easier to pick up on things sexually than it would be with a virgin, its like youre training them lol. 

Some guys get a kick out of that though. Being their first, teaching them stuf, hoping to turn them out & have them sprung. Being able to say they took your virginity and knowing no other dick has been in there.

Now, I just dont care. I dont even think about stuff like that any more.

Anonymous asked: but whatchu know about that hulk hogan -I am a real American

I know he’s a real broke American. Unfortunately. 

Never get married kids!

I remember in H.S. they had this dumb ass rule about wearing hats in class. 

The rule was you cant wear hats in class. I always thought, why the fuck not? How is my hat distracting to anybody? 

They never had a legit reason why they didnt want people wearing a hat in class it was just some shit they came up with.

Teachers would have their assholes all puckered up about it too.

Take off your hat, take off your hat! Like they wouldnt teach, they would rather cause a scene and go back and forth with you over a hat.

I remember asking my Spanish teacher if my hat was the reason why I was failing her class when she asked me to take my hat off.

I was like is my hat effecting my brain? Is the material New Era is using to make these hats blocking the Spanish language from reaching my brain? Or is it because you dont teach & you just rather worry about my hat?

She really failed me because she didnt like me. I remember I cheated off someones test just to see if I was going to be graded differently & as I expected I was. They got a B & I some how earned myself a D -____- 

I laughed when she lost her job.

But yeah H.S. was and will forever be full of bullshit. If someone would have kept it real with me I would have just went my freshman and sophomore yr. just to get experience with other teenage human beings then finished the last two getting home schooled. I think I would be a better person today if I did lol